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Actress Lindsay Lohan is taking a baby step back into the Hollywood mainstream this weekend with her first movie in three years. She has a small part in the new film "Machete," which opens today.

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Still, Mr. Skin fans can revel at Lohan's apparent toplessness, her first ever on film.

Un fortunately-timed limo exits and a few photo spre are one thing, but when it comes to seeing if she's Fully Loaded on film, Lindsay Lohan has never been one for public nudity. As an homage to s exploitation films, Lohan eschews the "damsel in distress" role and proves she can be as unpredictable on-camera as off.

So we looked close while watching "Machete" -- for the sake of journalistic integrity, of course -- and are staking our reputations on it being the real deal, especially during a later scene in a church natch. In her role as April, Jeff Fahey's rebellious, conniving daughter, Lohan is naked virtually the entire movie, notwithstanding an already-classic "nun with a gun" outfit.

The matter of Lohan's nudity is not an open-and-shut case, though. It's probably a tie.

We're not sure which is more emotionally damaging: murdering someone at point blank range or having a threesome with Danny Trejo and your on-screen mother. Was Robert Rodriguez able to coax her out of her sartorial shell? In the director's raucous new film "Machete," starring Danny Trejo as a former Mexican federale hired to assassinate an anti-immigration senator, the year old actress appears in various states of undress throughout the film usually with long hair covering other assets.